As Real as Unreal Gets

It’s sometimes hard for people to tell, but I know that television isn’t real.  I mean, I can’t have a normal conversation in my own life without invoking some quote, idea, or concept that I picked up from a show on television.  Doesn’t even have to be a good program, just one that grabs my attention for that two seconds to be imprinted on my brain.  It’s a damn nuisance too, because I can’t remember what I did three hours ago, but I can tell you what Phil was wearing when the first place team came in to win the…